Something I wrote in 2004 as a friendly critique of the American Political Science Association, since published in slightly amended form in the political science journal 
PS as "Funkify and Diversify 
or The Politics of Dancing—Reflections on APSA in Chicago" – 
PS XXXVIII, 1 (January 2005), 1-2.  What?  So it's a couple of years old.  I just thought you might have missed it, and I intend that it should set the tone for this blog.   After all, as Emma Goldman so sensibly said, "If I can’t dance I   don’t want to be in your revolution."
We can    dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cause    your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine
   "The    Safety Dance" - Men Without Hats
    
   In her plenary address at this    year’s annual meeting, Mary Robinson cited Jonathan Steele's      report for The Guardian on this year’s ASA meeting, in which    sociologists dismissed the US political science profession as being ‘in a    conservative phase.’  President Robinson, fair-minded observer that she is,    had the courtesy to remark that the annual meeting of this supposedly    conservative profession was replete with innovative discussion and debate    around the issues of global inequalities that were our theme, offering some    evidence at least of non-conservative tendencies.  Yet there is no doubt that    there are some important features of our professional and associational life    that merit the conservative label, that work to impede change, to preserve    hierarchy and status, to constrain the creation of productive social capital.     (Examples of some of these features are readily apparent from the agenda that    those in the Perestroika movement and the Caucus for a New Political Science    have felt it necessary to pursue, and continue to pursue — the mostly symbolic    democracy within much of APSA; insufficient diversity in the profession in all    senses; too little commitment to social justice and a political science that    is relevant to actually-existing politics; the continuing dominance in APSA    Council of the high-prestige research institutions who do not represent the    majority of the membership; the failure of much of the profession to stand up    for the rights of academic workers to organize, etc.)  One event at Chicago    signaled this associational conservatism quite vividly: at the gala reception    after Susanne Rudolph’s presidential address, many came, most ate and drank,    everybody talked… but few danced.  Political Science was not having a funky    good time.
    
   At the annual meeting we perform    scholarship, no doubt, as well as a certain amount of the administrative    business essential to the running of the organization and its associated    groups, and of course for some there are job interviews or discussions with    publishers.  We also engage in the more amorphous activity of social capital    building in the particular sense captured by the slogan ‘networking a world of    scholars’ — however, this is a sense that is often almost brutally    instrumental.  There are instances of course of intellectual debate for the    sheer pleasure of it, and the catching up with old friends and the making of    new.  But these instances do not seem to me to be the dominant experience.     Rather, we go to APSA to interact with those who can advance our careers    directly: we hunt them down, and those of us near the bottom of the career    ladder hope that we will not encounter that crushing moment when the target of    our suit peers at our name badge, decides we are not important, and directs    her or his attention elsewhere.
    
   For what we spend a lot of time    and energy doing, I would like to suggest, is performing status.  In our    interactions in the formal space of the panel discussion, but even more so in    the informal space of discussions in the corridors or receptions, those who    have status display it; those who do not, seek to establish some small amount    of it and at the same time provide the occasion for the other’s performance of    higher status.  This is inevitable, of course — relations of power and    domination are inscribed on every human interaction, and political scientists    remain human beings (for the most part).  At the annual meeting we spend most    of our time performing the ‘professional’ part of our identity repertoire and    so it is that set of relations of domination that is most visible, intertwined    of course with those of race, gender, class etc.
    
   But wouldn’t it be healthier,    and more fun, if we delved more deeply into our identity repertoire to    engage each other more wholly as human beings?  We really need to dance more.     On the dance floor the dynamic is different, the playing field more level,    domination harder to assert — and whatever fluid hierarchies may temporarily    emerge, you can bet that straight white men are unlikely to be on top of    them.  Even if people kept their nametags on, it would be pretty hard to read    them while doing the Twist.  On the dance floor we’re all just human beings    getting a bit of a non-competitive work-out, loosening up a bit.  Not everyone    loves to dance, of course, and no doubt some people had other things to do    that evening in Chicago.  But it strikes me that part of what keeps some of us    off the dance floor at the annual meeting is fear.  I don’t mean the fear of    looking a fool because we don’t know the moves to the ‘Electric Slide’ — I was    there, I didn’t know the moves, I probably looked a fool, it didn’t matter.     But would I have been up there if I was, in that awful phrase exemplifying the    instrumental rationality of the annual meeting rituals, ‘on the market’ this    year?  I like to think I would — but we’ve already established that I’m a    fool.  The rational chooser, if she existed, might be less willing to drop the    performance of professionalism out of fear that the person dancing opposite    would be their interviewer the next day.  But so what?  In those interviews,    after all, two or more people should be sizing each other up as potential    colleagues, rather than as boss and employee.  Don’t you want to have    colleagues who are prepared to loosen up a bit?  Isn’t that interview    relationship marked by a power dynamic that could usefully be undermined, to    everyone’s benefit?  And so on through the other types of annual meeting    interactions: would more junior members of the profession not feel more    empowered to speak up in the organized sections’ business meetings if they had    seen that severe-looking chairperson doing the Bus Stop the night before?
    
   The proposal at the Perestroika    reception to hold a dance party next year was most welcome, and I hope we can    follow through.  And there was a spontaneous, albeit brief outbreak of dancing    at the New Political Science reception — but we already know that that’s a    groovy crowd.  Dancing with ourselves at these events is not the issue.     It can be read as critique of the prevailing unfunkiness of the annual    meeting: but we surely don’t need reminding that the point is not merely to    comment on conditions, but rather to change them.  We need to get everyone    dancing.  I urge those of us who have an interest in subverting or at least    loosening the prevailing hierarchy within APSA, whether we are working as    individuals, or collectively through groups such as NPS or Perestroika, to    commit ourselves in future meetings to showing up and getting on down.
© 
Edward Webb 2004